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MILF4U.com: Full Review |
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About MILF4U.com |
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Year Started
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2004
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Location
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Antigua
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Languages
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English
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Short Description
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Just because a lady gets married and spawns children doesn't mean she can't be had. After all, mothers are people too and there is a whole community of perverts and reverse pedophiles that are dying to find a Milf to satisfy their starvation. Enter , an online matchmaking service for horny mothers and even hornier men looking to take full advantage of their loneliness.
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Overall Rating
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Rates 3 out of 5 stars.
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MILF4U.com Categories & Features |
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Lifestyles
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Relationships
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Other Categories
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All
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Finding Your Match
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Photo Gallery
Search (Advanced)
Search by location
Search (Quick)
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Contacting Members
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E-mail
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MILF4U.com Dating Service Review |
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The Company
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Undisclosed
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Site Navigation
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Bad
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Site Response Speed
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Average
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Sign-Up Process
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Complete Registration form and profile
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Breadth of Services
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Adult personals
Videochat
Forums
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User Base
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MILF
MILF Fetish
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User Experience
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Good
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Customer Service
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Customer support via webpage form.
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Customer Service Hours
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Customer support via webpage
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Long Description
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Milf4u.com - The Erotic Milf Webpage
With 3 women for every member of the club, these horny MILFs aren't picky! As long as you've got a hard-on, these women are ready to put-out!
Well, I'm a relatively unattractive midget with down-syndrome and I've got a hard on, so I qualify, don't I? Well, needless to say, upon entering , the scam alert meter in my brain started going haywire. gives no peek as to the women inside and seems to be more of a pornography site than an online married dating service. But surely, if I were to pay, I would be pleasantly surprised, yes? Even the "trial membership" runs you a cool $3.95 and it automatically renews, another clear sign of some kind of fraud. Yet this conjecture was starting to annoy me and seeing that I had a task to perform, I decided to log in as a woman, because women get in for free. Quite ingenious really, since the foundation of any adult sex site is the inclusion of women, since the guys will show up anyway. It was then to my surprise that I found to be seemingly legit, with tons of adult dating search tools, although it was more cluttered than a claustrophobic's worst nightmare.
Milf4u.com - The Adult Personals
The searches are if nothing else very intriguing, with penis details being the most intriguing of the intrigues. You can conduct a adult dating search for two inchers, nine inchers, circumcised, chopped in half, stumps, anything you like. You can even do a search by hairiness, which reminds me of my friend the flaming homosexual who once told me a bumper sticker with a rainbow means you're gay and a bumper sticker with a rainbow and a bear means you're a hairy gay. Unfortunately, you can't combine the two searches, meaning if you were a woman jonesing for that hairy two inch penised man who spends his nights employed as a construction worker, you are out of luck. It's either a two inch penis search, a hairy search or a construction worker search. I'm assuming it's the same for the women, where you could search for a huge chest or hairy cunt, but not both at the same time.
As for my search, after a tough decision between the construction worker and the two inch penis, I decided searching for the two inch penis man or the admitted two inch penis man would be a far more interesting and worthy subject, much like finding the lost city of Atlantis. To my surprise, many men are willing to admit their crotch deficiencies, even go as far as to display them on camera. Of course, I immediately scanned the adult site, looking for people I know and could later laugh at.
In addition to adult personals, also offers live video sex chat rooms, although it seems nobody frequents these for the total people inside the rooms was less than one.
Milf4u.com - Adult Site Service and Testimonials
A trip to the message board brought about this delightful exchange:
adult dating User A: I'm to meet this guy for the first time unseen. Any advice?
adult dating User B: Meet in a PUBLIC PLACE with people around, have your OWN CAR, CELL PHONE (if you have one or borrow one). I usually do not let anything happen the first meeting and meet again at a later date. ONLY if you are comfortable with him, then HE PAYS for the HOTEL, do not invite him to your place. BRING AND INSIST on CONDOMS, be CLEAR UPFRONT AHEAD OF TIME and if he makes excuses for condoms, THEN CUT HIM LOOSE. There are plenty of others. Remember, it is supposed to be FUN, NOT LIFE THREATENING!
My, what delicious paranoia and fear that seems rampant in the female circle. I must thank God and the almighty Poseidon once more for granting me this male body, for we are lucky in that we do not have to deal with such matters. On the other hand, we do have to deal with chasing women and things of that nature, but at least we do not have to walk around not knowing if the next date we have is going to shank us. On the other hand, not all adult dating user experiences seem to be of this nature and some women boast about 's proclivity for getting them laid. Yes, girl power in the fullest.
As for customer support, you are given a pimp or madam, er, adult dating representative, to help you with adult dating site issues and dealing with the complexities of your life of prostitution, er, online married dating. You can also email the adult dating customer service team, since your madam might be busy talking to some other desperate housewife. Oh those housewives, so desperate.
Milf4u.com - Overall Erotic Rating
Although I cannot attest to the adult dating selection of women, the fact that you have a more viable pool of women and possibly more desperate women, makes a site that might work for the man with lowered expectations. However for $33.95 a month, more attractive men might be better off going to a traditional adult personals site and looking for a MILF there. Like I said, it all depends on your desperation level.
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MILF4U.com Pros & Cons |
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Pros
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offers unique adult dating search options, and a married dating message board.
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Cons
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is a cluttered adult dating site.
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MILF4U.com Plans Offered |
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Pricing
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Trial membership is $3.95 with automatic renewal
$33.95 per month for full membership
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Site Freebies
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Men: Nothing
Women: Site services are free
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