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Goth Ads: Full Review |
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About Goth Ads |
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Year Started
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2003
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Location
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Antigua
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Languages
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English
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Short Description
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- Even for the friendly neighborhood vampire, there exists adult dating sites where people can hypothetically hook up, nearly kill each other, then drink the blood from a sacrificial gerbil. So if your dungeon is going to waste on the neighbor and your own mothers and you need some real adult dating playmates who aren't simply patronizing you, perhaps it's time to make a adult dating account and fork over the $14.95.
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Overall Rating
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Rates 3 out of 5 stars.
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Goth Ads Categories & Features |
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Lifestyles
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Relationships
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Other Categories
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All
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Finding Your Match
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Search (Advanced)
Search (Quick)
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Contacting Members
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E-mail
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Goth Ads Dating Service Review |
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The Company
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Undisclosed
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Site Navigation
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Easy
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Site Response Speed
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Average
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Sign-Up Process
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Complete a registration and profile questionnaire.
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Breadth of Services
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Adult personals
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User Base
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Goth
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User Experience
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Average
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Customer Service
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Below average - contact via web form only, slow response time
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Customer Service Hours
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Contact customer service via web form only
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Long Description
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GothAds Adult Dating - The Gothic Erotic Webpage
adult dating really does its best to look the part, with bloody colors and cryptic writing, making practicing witches and metalheads feel right at home. The adult dating quick links are organized like a row of 18th century British military and just as easy to pick off, er, click and select. adult dating also provides us with links to other Goth sites, where you can find out the latest in the war against the evil Pat Robertson, crazed evangelical. Upon registration, I noticed an immediate alteration to the standard adult personals in the religion section. adult dating allows for the choice of such religions as Pagan, Satanism and Wiccan. I of course, chose Pagan, seeing that I currently worship a false idol, but an American Idol, Ruben Studdard, with apologies to Rick Fox and the mighty lord Poseidon. Besides, Satanism and I have differing opinions and have gone our separate ways. Call it creative differences.
GothAds Adult Dating - The Adult Personals
adult dating offers two forms of adult dating searches, the "quick search" and the "advanced search." The adult dating quick search is very succinct, with the variables being the same as an AOL chat room - age, sex, location. It's called "ASL," an acronym that is beyond my wit parameter. Get it? "ASL?" Isn't online chat amazing? The adult dating advanced search is only available to premium members and as Dr. Thompson would say, "Ho-ho, this is where they fuck you." In fact, without premium membership, $14.95, you are pretty much regulated to voyeur status, the look but no touch, masturbating only to possibilities and wild conjectural fantasies. Even viewing of your own profile and who has viewed your profile is limited by the adult dating regular membership. I think this to be a prime folly, for if they allowed the cheapskates to see that people viewed their profile, the suckers would be enticed to fork over the dough.
In the adult dating features section, you can manage your hotlist, which is like a bookmark for people. Actually this section should be referred to as the "feature" section, since it only has one feature.
GothAds Adult Dating Service and Testimonials
The adult dating member support area is nothing more than a web page where you can submit your various questions. adult dating replies come via email and can take a few hours, just enough time to stab yourself with a fork and feed the flesh to the cat.
adult dating Goth boards also seem to be too busy discussing sacrifices and vampires to talk about hot sex. And by vampires, I mean people who stick plastic teeth in their mouth and pretend blood is their sustenance, when they really ate pork and beans that afternoon. Meanwhile, it seems that even agents and the devil are shy about their erotic tendencies.
GothAds Adult Dating - Overall Erotic Rating
For $14.95 a month, the adult dating pricing isn't so extraneous compared to other adult sites, although adult dating targets a specific audience. I don't know if that should raise or lower the price and I will require the consul of an Economics professor on the intricacies of supply and demand that I should have paid attention to in high school. However, eyeballing adult dating with my half good eye tells me the price is fairly reasonable and the service is rare in the Goth community as it is.
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Goth Ads Pros & Cons |
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Good search options
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Options limited if you don't pay
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Goth Ads Plans Offered |
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Pricing
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$14.95 per month for Premium Membership
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Site Freebies
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The ability to post a profile and view others' profiles.
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